New Exclusive Outtake of Emma Watson for Elle UK (2011) ;
#my FAVORITE #because sherlock is so concerned and worried about getting it wrong #and it’s FUCKING SHERLOCK HOLMES #WHO NEVER THINKS HE’S GOING TO GET IT WRONG #but this time it matters #because it’s about john#and so he doubts himself #because this time he can’t be wrong #he can’t be wrong when it comes to john
If your boyfriend tells you to lose weight, you should absolutely do as he says. Drop 150 pounds instantly by dumping his stupid ass and then go eat a pizza like the beautiful bitch you are
why had he never appreciated what a miracle he was, brain and nerve and bounding heart?
- The Doctor: You know, it's bigger on-
- Sherlock: It's dimensionally transcendental. Obviously it's bigger on the inside. It's a Type 40 Time And Relative Dimensions In Space TARDIS. Approximately 900 years old. Its chameleon circuit became dysfunctional sometime in the 60's, which explains it's obsolete police phone box disguise, and you haven't gotten around to fixing it. The way you hold yourself and the goofy smile on your face signifies that you're clearly trying to cover up your dark past, and considering the fact that you have two hearts, which is made obvious by the double pulse coming through your carotid, you're a time lord. The last of the time lords. Am I wrong?
- The Doctor: How did you kn-
- Sherlock: I don't know. I notice.